every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black
only reblogging this for the purple one omg
pREGNANCY TEST BLUE
MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY
why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow
2: some fungi are only edible once
modern day tolkien elves
modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open
modern day elves straightening each other hair
modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow
modern day elves shooting with compound bows
just modern day elves
"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"
"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"
stressing bc everyone else is revising and i’m sat here watching bad education
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave